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Felnak De'Lara
Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 250 Location: USA
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject: Yathrin Xi�Shae Morcane: A Beauty Mission |
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(The following is penned� )
Yathrin Xi�Shae Morcane,
Preparations have been made for a mission that should result in kivvin, particularly male rivvin, being lured to us for sacrifice. A select rothe, has been healed and restored of scars and blemishes to better attract the male rivvin. Further preparations must be made.
A rivvin beauty secret has come to my attention. Ensure that the rothe nightly bathe and apply surface vegetables to her face under the prescribed procedures. *describes the process and ingredients, something akin to cucumbers over the eyes and guacamole on the face*
As dull as they may be, apparently rivvin still have some sense of smell. My research indicates that rivvin are attracted by the scent of a particular surface flora. There are numerous varieties of this flora; do not be concerned, carefully collect twelve of them. Surface priestesses perform a ritual to extract the essence from this flora. We have a similar ritual which we will perform. *describes a rose in detail and areas where it may be found*
Rivven do prefer the female skin to be soft and supple. There is another surface flora that the rivvin may crush to apply directly to the skin. Collect several dozen samples of this flora. *describes aloe in detail and areas where it may be found*
Xi�Shae, it goes without saying how irresistible Drow females can be to the males. I have noticed dos are highly adept at attracting the attention of the jalukul and I do mean this in a most sincere and complimentary manner. My concern is, as the rivvin may say, �the female may be able to lead a surface equine to water, but may not be able to make him drink.� The apparel of the rothe is horrid; find the rothe more provocative rivvil attire. Also, I would like dos to give the rothe lessons emphasizing nonverbal as well as verbal cues, in communicating receptiveness of the female to advances of the male in mating rituals. I want the mouths of those rivvin to run.
Organize a small raid to acquire the required ingredients. Speak to no one about the purpose of this mission. Be discreet as possible. Raiding a few surface farms may be enough. Avoid the surface cities.
(Signed, De�Lara Morcane, Ilharess, House Morcane)
(Seal affixed) _________________ De'Lara, Ilharess of House Morcane |
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PrinceMyshkin Eleuthera, Elvanshalee Vildess
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 1100
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:10 am Post subject: |
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This is the most comical and at the same time interesting plot, I've ever read! |
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Rizzen Morcane Rizzen, Koll, Hell'ga
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 298
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:30 am Post subject: |
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//hey Felnak Im still rolling on the apply surface vegetables to her face, i have some pickles and oinons if that will help _________________ Rizzen Morcane
Qu'el'Faeruk of House Morcane
Archmagus of the Tower
--knowledge is power, power is everything. |
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Eve Durden
Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 22
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:27 am Post subject: |
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\\heh, oh and I wonder how the breast augmentation will happen, perhaps with the help of a warlock? |
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Felnak De'Lara
Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 250 Location: USA
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:48 am Post subject: |
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\\ I did want to RP breast augmentation but I avoided that much detail. Perhaps a warlock... diabolical breasts??? Hmmm. _________________ De'Lara, Ilharess of House Morcane |
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PrinceMyshkin Eleuthera, Elvanshalee Vildess
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:55 am Post subject: |
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Sexy! |
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Xilow Nandra, Nawen
Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 124 Location: KY, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:40 am Post subject: |
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Hey, Nawen wants to go! |
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Xilow Nandra, Nawen
Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 124 Location: KY, USA
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:47 am Post subject: |
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This sounds good and all, but I didnt read the above post about possible disciplinary action against Nawen till after reading this one : (
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K'rall Morcane
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Felnak De'Lara
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Xilow wrote: | This sounds good and all, but I didnt read the above post about possible disciplinary action against Nawen till after reading this one : (
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This sort of thing will happen. The incident was reported and should be dealt with in a drow manner. Xi'Shae is in control of the investigation and the punishment to some extent.
Guys who play surfacers think drow are so predictable... totally not true. For example, Xi'Shae could decide to discipline K'rall in place of Nawen! So what if someone whines... but that is not right! We still get the idea that a transgression was made and punishment is the result. _________________ De'Lara, Ilharess of House Morcane |
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